mjp28 Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Little TONY is sent home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f***ing difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!" I love sports, premium cigars, among other things....GO BROWNS, INDIANS (yeah I'm a die hard), BUCKEYES, YSU, NAVY.....and ND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 All the numbers went to a party and numbers being what they are, all the evens stayed around each other and all the odds did the same and neither group interacted with each other. Whilst two was chatting to four he noticed zero was on his own in the corner and suggested to four that because zero is sort of even he should be encouraged to mix with even numbers - four agreed. So off went two to invite zero into their little group. "Would you like to join our little group" enquired two, to which zero replied "I have nothing to add!" If it isn't broke, tweak it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agumon Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 QNS: what did one math book say to the other? ANS: I have a lot of problems! --==aGumon==-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenco Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Not quite math, but numbers.. one-one was a racehorse; two-two was one too; when one-one won a race; 22112. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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