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[cowboy357]

Thought some of You might get a kick out of this. Cowboy.

Newest Southern version








WINDOWS 2007
SOUTHERN Edition



Howdy


Dear Consumers:



It has come to our attention that a few copies of the
WINDOWS 2007
Southern EDITION
may have accidentally
been shipped outside of the south.
If you have one of these,
you may need help
understanding the commands.

The Southern EDITION
may be recognized
by the unique opening screen.
It reads: WINDERS 2007,
with a background picture
of Waylon and Willie,
superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is now labeled " Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as " The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Error message Popups now read "Duct Tape"


CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN THE Southern EDITION :

Cancel ............................. Stopdat
Reset .......................... Try'er agin
Yes .................... .................... Yep
No ...................................... Nope
Find ............................ Hunt Fer't
Go to ....................... Over Yonder
Enter...........................Git 'ER Dun
Back ...................... Back Yonder
Help ............ Gimme a Han' Here
Stop .......Now kwit thet (WHOA!)
Start . Crank'er Up
Settings ........................... Settins
Programs ......Stuff Wut Duz Stuff
Documents ...... Stuff Ah Dun Did

Also note that
the Southern EDITION does not recognize capital letters
or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to
WINDERS 2006:

Tipe-riter ........... a word processing program
Cullerin' Book ............... a graphics program
Cowntin' Mersheen .................... calculator
Outhouse Paper ............................. notepad
Inner-nit ..................... Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers ............................ a graphics viewer


We regret any inconvenience
it may have caused.
If you received a copy of
the Southern EDITION,
you may return it to Microsoft
for a replacement version.



Ah hope dis heps all y'all!

Billy Bob

[Andavari]

LMAO!

[DennisD]

Love it.

[hazelnut]

Good one cowboy