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[Humpty]

This is what I scored with the joke I submitted.

"The joke's funniness percentage is: 79.6537%"

Make Google laugh

Edit:
Submitted joke:

Old farmer spots several teenage girls swimming naked in his dam.

Walks down to the dam carrying a bucket.

Girls yell out "you wont get us to come out so you can perve on us"

Old farmer yells back "I've just come down to feed the crocodile"

[Eldmannen]

"Your mama is so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang."

The joke's funniness percentage is: 39.1393%

[JDPower]

Humpty, on Jan 18 2007, 03:26 AM, said:

This is what I scored with the joke I submitted.

"The joke's funniness percentage is: 79.6537%"

Make Google laugh

Edit:
Submitted joke:

Old farmer spots several teenage girls swimming naked in his dam.

Walks down to the dam carrying a bucket.

Girls yell out "you wont get us to come out so you can perve on us"

Old farmer yells back "I've just come down to feed the crocodile"

Not quite rude enough, give them big breasts and you get 100%:

Quote

Old farmer spots several big breasted teenage girls swimming naked in his dam. Walks down to the dam carrying a bucket. Girls yell out "you wont get us to come out so you can perve on us" Old farmer yells back "I've just come down to feed the crocodile"

Google laughs!!!

The joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

[Humpty]

Well done JD

Marvellous what a couple of big breasts can do to a man, um err, I mean joke.

[1984]

This was mine:


Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says to the other "pretty hot in here isnt it?" The other muffin says "holy mackeral! a talking muffin!"

Google laughs!!!

The joke's funniness percentage is: 87.5000%

The joke's popularity is: 2.225
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

[CTskifreak]

Yo momma is so fat, the moon orbits around her!

Google laughs!!!

The joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke's popularity is: 4.420
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Wow....I wasn't expecting much out of that ...ROFL

I was doing that as a test.

AJ

EDIT
Yo momma is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Google laughs!!!

The joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

The joke's popularity is: 4.903
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

I wonder if the words Yo momma is instant denotation for a 100% rating??