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#1 OFFLINE   JDPower

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Posted 14 August 2006 - 03:52 AM

Definitely one for buyers of the CD rewinder and wireless extension cable ;)

http://j-walk.com/ot...spray/index.htm

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Posted 14 August 2006 - 04:28 AM

Thanks for the laugh :D

Love the celebrity endorsement at the bottom-"I've been using this since 1948" :lol:

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Posted 14 August 2006 - 06:38 AM

Hilarious! The before and after screenshots are identical. And all the customer reviewers have the last name Smith. :lol:
Ha, ha, click the "Click here to order online" button for a good laugh.
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Posted 14 August 2006 - 06:59 AM

I also like the disclaimers... LOL!

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WiFi Speed Spray™ is safe and effective when used as directed. However, the product is known to the State of California to cause cancer; developmental toxicity; and/or male pattern baldness. For outdoor use only. Do not use near electrical appliances. WiFi Speed Spray™ should not be used in the presence of pregnant women, women who have been pregnant, or women who may some day become pregnant. Keep away from children and household pets (especially birds). Do not take internally. If a persistent cough or partial paralysis develops, consult a physician,


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Posted 14 August 2006 - 07:00 AM

That site is a crackup! :lol:

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Posted 14 August 2006 - 02:39 PM

"Made in Malaysia, by Malaysians. Not intended for use by Malaysians."

"Do not use near electrical appliances."



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Posted 14 August 2006 - 02:46 PM

LOL

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If you're not 100% satisfied, return the unopened bottle in the original packaging within eight hours, along with the original receipt, a color copy of your drivers license, and a check for $12.95 to cover handling, restocking, and legal fees. You'll receive a complete refund within 10-12 weeks.


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Posted 14 August 2006 - 03:12 PM

It would make for a funny commercial-like act on a comedy t.v. show, people would be rolling.
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 06:15 AM

View PostAndavari, on Aug 14 2006, 08:12 AM, said:

It would make for a funny commercial-like act on a comedy t.v. show, people would be rolling.

I saw one like that on Nickleodeon (?) that got rid of any smell :lol:

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Posted 16 August 2006 - 06:30 AM

View PostJDPower, on Aug 13 2006, 09:52 PM, said:

Definitely one for buyers of the CD rewinder and wireless extension cable ;)

http://j-walk.com/ot...spray/index.htm

But the wireless extension cords DO exist!

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Be sure to read the warning though :P !

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Posted 22 August 2006 - 03:24 PM

oh rochip that microwave extension cord, my Dad worked with a lot of thsoe things in the military, he told me back then when that stuff was just in its early stages if you put your hand in front of transmitter, you'd get f'ed up. He never told me what type of pain it was he just said it hurt, really badly.
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