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Quotef the day!
Started by Humpty, Jun 30 2006 06:10 PM
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:10 PM
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:15 PM
Here's a quote I found funny.
"Fat people are brilliant in bed. If they are sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?"
"Fat people are brilliant in bed. If they are sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?"
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:25 PM
Sorta stuff like that or whatever? LOL -
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:40 PM
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 07:37 PM
chuck norris can touch mc hammer
Homer: I never apologise, im sorry Lisa. Thats just the way i am
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 08:17 PM
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." - Alfred Hitchcock
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 08:45 PM
one person sits on top of another, he falls off
Homer: I never apologise, im sorry Lisa. Thats just the way i am
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 06:55 AM
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 07:24 AM
here is are two quotes from Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) from the recent Senate Commerce Committee Hearings on net neutrality provisions.
"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?"
"And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?"
"And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 05:13 PM
i believe the body is a slave to the mind. -david blaine
if one hasnt something to die for, he isnt meant to live. -martin luther king jr.
if one hasnt something to die for, he isnt meant to live. -martin luther king jr.
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Posted 02 July 2006 - 05:52 AM
Under capitalism, man exploits man, under communism it's the other way round. --John Galbraith
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Posted 04 July 2006 - 12:33 PM
Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Humpty and I am an alcoholic'? 
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Posted 04 July 2006 - 01:22 PM
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Posted 04 July 2006 - 03:37 PM
"What would Artemus Clyde Frog do?" - The Great Eric Cartmen
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
Save a tree, wipe with an owl.
Every time a bell rings, a thread gets hijacked!
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If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!!!
Save a tree, wipe with an owl.
Every time a bell rings, a thread gets hijacked!
ding, ding!
Give Andavari lots of money and maybe even consider getting K a DVD-RW drive.
If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!!!
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Posted 05 July 2006 - 07:50 AM
There are two theories on how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works though. 
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Posted 05 July 2006 - 04:34 PM
If you can't dazzle 'em with brillance......
Baffle 'em with bulls**t.
Baffle 'em with bulls**t.
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Posted 05 July 2006 - 04:46 PM
Sniper, on Jul 5 2006, 05:34 PM, said:
If you can't dazzle 'em with brillance......
Baffle 'em with bulls**t.
Baffle 'em with bulls**t.
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Posted 06 July 2006 - 07:44 AM
"there's nothing more pathetic than seeing a guy pretending to be himself"
