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[Mike Rochip]

POLICE WARNING:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ...Beer. The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewed enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this beer and the women administering it..... There are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For the record, there is no new date rape drug called "beer." However, if the object of the game is to get laid, the procedure as described in the e-mail will likely prove quite effective. A sex-minded lass wouldn't have to go too far through the male population of any given bar buying them beer (we recommend Heineken, because a gal has to have some standards) and offering a strings-free chase across the sheets before she found someone to take her up on it. In most cases, the beer wouldn't even be necessary.

Barbara "suds 'n' impact" Mikkelson

Found on Snopes.com

Interesting site dealing mainly with Urban Legends

[gunner]

I am firmly convinced that beer and women mixed in equal portions are the cause of most mental illness. Gotta go, wife number two is at the door. I need a beer.

[Andavari]

LMAO

[Capman]

I have always been partial to a few beers.

Now I don't drink anymore...............









...............I don't drink any less either though.

[gr81]

This is from the high commissioner himself, beer makes fat ugly and over weight female sexual predators look like supermodels thus making man lose all control.

Well Im going out 2nite 2 find me a female sexual predators that pays 4 my beer

[acooldozen]

Hence "acooldozen"

[Mike Rochip]

Thanks all!

The responses are as funny as the original posting

[Andavari]

CaPMan, on Oct 19 2005, 10:03 AM, said:

I have always been partial to a few beers.

Now I don't drink anymore...............
...............I don't drink any less either though.

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ROFL

I'm completely allergic to beer, after drinking just one (can, bottle) I've always felt like I had the flu. I'm not allergic to harder liquor like scotch, etc., however I choose not to drink and haven't had any alchohol beverage in eight years.

[Capman]

Andavari, on Oct 20 2005, 07:39 AM, said:

ROFL 

I'm completely allergic to beer, after drinking just one (can, bottle) I've always felt like I had the flu. I'm not allergic to harder liquor like scotch, etc., however I choose not to drink and haven't had any alchohol beverage in eight years.

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I think I might be allergic to beer as well....

If I drink too much I get sick.