I'm sure some of you have heard this before, but it's still funny.
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own *!#*!# blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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A Short Love Story
Started by LuLu, Jan 25 2009 03:10 AM
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 03:10 AM
I'm here. What are your other two wishes?
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 05:42 AM
Lovely. Hope it was a "wet" one! 
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 06:16 AM
ahh i like a good love story involving farts. farts or flatuence is one of life's weirdest and amusing quirks
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 11:06 AM
Xion44, on Jan 25 2009, 01:16 AM, said:
ahh i like a good love story involving farts. farts or flatuence is one of life's weirdest and amusing quirks
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 05:22 PM
Thanks for the laugh, LuLu. 
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 01:11 AM
Corona, on Jan 25 2009, 12:22 PM, said:
Thanks for the laugh, LuLu.
Anytime.
I'm here. What are your other two wishes?
