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Started by LuLu, Jun 20 2008 09:28 PM

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#1 OFFLINE   LuLu

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 09:28 PM

The gals will enjoy this...and hey maybe some of the men as well..lol


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 09:47 PM

:lol:   The Cooking would definitely crash, but the Hot Lingerie might be a goer.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 09:48 PM

Bwahahaha!!! I knew you'd say something cheeky. lol
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 09:59 PM

Then I didn't disappoint. :D
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:57 PM

View PostLuLu, on Jun 21 2008, 05:28 AM, said:

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Some say that Nagging 5.3 should never be installed unless absolutely needed as in the long term it can cause irreversible damage.

My wife of 30 years installed Nagging 5.3 from day one and things seem to be running ok atm as I installed "Plenty Beer 2.4" that seems to counter any ill effets and is spyware and adware free. :lol:

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 12:37 AM

Where can I get the msi for Girlfriend 3.0? <_<

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 04:03 AM

View PostHumpty, on Jun 20 2008, 05:57 PM, said:

"Plenty Beer 2.4"
Here's some Ale 7.5 Premium Lager Edition (an upgrade from Pub 7.4 Edition) for any ailements that Nagging 5.3 may have caused: Posted Image

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#8 OFFLINE   LuLu

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 04:14 AM

lol y'all are hilarious
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 04:15 AM

View PostDennisD, on Jun 20 2008, 05:59 PM, said:

Then I didn't disappoint. :D


LOL Nope not at all
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 04:42 AM

...Did anyone else accidentally download baby 0.1? :P
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 07:25 AM

There's already a seemingly similar thread with a few edits by Humpy. ;)

#12 OFFLINE   LuLu

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 01:21 PM

lol i hadn't even seen that one
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 03:31 PM

View Posttcoffeep, on Jun 20 2008, 10:42 PM, said:

...Did anyone else accidentally download baby 0.1? :P

I purposely did three times....a quick question. Does anyone know where to find free downloads of Wife Premium version 10, or is that only available on Utah servers?

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 04:02 PM

View Post1984, on Jun 21 2008, 03:31 PM, said:

Does anyone know where to find free downloads of Wife Premium version 10, or is that only available on Utah servers?

Not sure 1984, have a feeling that the developer, Mike Rowsoft, sold the Utah server after Bestmate (series one) flopped.
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