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[Humpty]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be admitted.

"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."



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"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

[hazelnut]

I want the bed by the window Humpty.

[craigathus]

The plug of course!

[Nameless]

I take a bath and then pull the plug

[CTskifreak]

You got me....take the next open bed.

AJ

[Sputnik]

I pull the plug ... though I would have appreciated a bed near the window

[Far_Canal]

what's a bath ?

[Sputnik]

a thing with a plug

I guess the mental hospital is running out of beds fast