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[mjp28]

Little TONY is sent home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks

the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY.

"But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f***ing difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"

[gunner]

All the numbers went to a party and numbers being what they are, all
the evens stayed around each other and all the odds did the same and
neither group interacted with each other. Whilst two was chatting to
four he noticed zero was on his own in the corner and suggested to
four that because zero is sort of even he should be encouraged to mix
with even numbers - four agreed. So off went two to invite zero into
their little group. "Would you like to join our little group" enquired
two, to which zero replied "I have nothing to add!"

[agumon]

QNS: what did one math book say to the other?



ANS: I have a lot of problems!

[mikenco]

Not quite math, but numbers..

one-one was a racehorse;
two-two was one too;
when one-one won a race;
22112.