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#1 OFFLINE   gunner

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:10 AM

: What do you call a lizard that sings?

A: A rap-tile!
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 05:46 AM

QNS: what goes black, white, black, white?





ANS: a penguin rolling down a stairs!
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 03:48 PM

First of all, hey, watch it! :P
and second of all, that's not a lizard joke! :P

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:46 PM

What does the word ‘dinosaur’ mean?
The word ‘dinosaur’ comes from two Greek words and means terrible lizard. In Greek, deinos means "terrible" and sauros is the word for "lizard".


What does the name Tyrannosaurus rex stands for?
The Greek and Latin combination Tyrannosaurus rex means "king of the tyrant lizards."
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 07:22 PM

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and second of all, that's not a lizard joke! tongue.gif
:lol: you are right... :lol: off topic... :lol:
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